African Friends #1: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

So here we have the first African Friends. Wow, Zack looks waaaaaaaaaaaaay to happy. Plus the pattern extends to his paws instead of them being just plain brown. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...... the title is not aquamarine.

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Webcomic

Wow, does anyone even read this thing anymore? I. mean the highest number of views recently us four. Wow, that's pathetic. I mean, there was one view today, but I'm pretty sure that was me.

Luckily, Zack, Bob and Pat, from my comic strip, African Friends  have volunteered to help save my blog, so let me introduce themselves



Zack- Hi, I'm Zack, the sarcastic hyena. I live in a mayhem-revolving house with Bob and Pat. In case you are wondering how having to make a comic a day will interfere with our creator's schedule, there are already about twenty made. Now isn't that just handy-dandy.


Bob- Hi, I'm Bob, the lion. I am usually the one to run up to Zack when Pat gets so scared he is unable to move. Our creator will post three comics today, because numbers 1 and 2 are not very funny.

Pat- Hi, I'm Pat, the anxious and nervous zebra. People say I look like a mummy, but I don't really think so. Originaly, Zack was the optimistic hero, Bob was the villain, and I was the prey Bob was constantly after. Yikes!

Alright, Strips are coming soon!   

Love

To make it big click on it. Made in paint. I do not own Disney, Frozen, Tangled, Hercules, Brother Bear, Big Hero 6, Lilo and Stitch:The Series, or Lilo and Stitch : Stitch has a Glitch.

Wow.

Ok, so i'm calmly strolling Oh My Disney ( an awesome blog which I totally recommend. Here's the link:  http://blogs.disney.com/oh-my-disney/) and they didn't update at all yesterday, and they haven't updated in a while.  So I'm like, "Why do they update so slowly? I would update every 15 min. if I had one!" then I remembered: I DO HAVE ONE. So I check blogger, and the last time I updated WAS TWO MONTHS AGO. And OMD updates every, like, hour! Ugh.  Conclusion: I'm being a hippocrite.

Wait....

This Post will only work if you:

A: Roam Netflix looking for Disney Movies.

B: Are a Disney Expert and have watched every Disney movie known to mankind.

C: Saw Disney's Hercules in theaters when it was released in 1997. 

D: (This is an easy one.) Saw Tangled in 2010.

But...

Maximus from Tangled and Pegasus From Hercules look exactly alike!

(UGH.. you have to right click it and click "Open Image In New Tab" to see the full image!!)

Disney

I am master of Disney Trivia. Ask me in the comments stuff like what was the only Disney movie to win an Oscar for Best Animated Film, and what animal was wrongly portrayed in The Lion King. And while I'm at it, I'd like to recommend the blog Oh My Disney.

Megara: The Best Disney Heroine Ever. Seriously.

I know what you're thinking... Why Megara?

After watching Disney's Hercules for the 55th time, I am very sure I want to give the award to her instead of Belle or Snow White or whoever you had in mind.

Here is why she is the best:

Ok, when you first see her she seems sassy, but when you learn her past, (Selling her soul to Hades, the God of the Underworld to save her boyfriend's life, and her boyfriend choosing another girl over her.) we start to accept her . Then when she sings I Won't Say (I'm In Love) you understand that she yearns for Hercules, or as she calls him, Wonderboy but is afraid because of her recent experiences. When Hades reveals that she was working for him, thus breaking Hercules' heart and making Megara cry, we're pretty impressed. But then she pushes Hercules out of harm's way, thus making a pillar fall on her. When asked why she did it, she tells Hercules "People always do crazy things....When they're in love.". She later dies and Hercules is so touched that he goes to the Underworld to rescue her soul, and ends up victorious, choosing Megara over immortal life.

So sure your Aurora is a Sleeping Beauty, but Megara, or Meg, as I should call her, is a Selfless Beauty.
So Thanks for being you, Meg.

More African Friends

African Friends

This is the story of three friends:
Pat, the nervous Zebra,
Bob, the Lion,
and my favorite:
Zack, The Hyena.

Update: Trick or Treat is #3, but I messed up and it says no. 1

Elsa

Save the Hyenas!!!!

Hyenas Rock!

More Frozen.

Hyenas Are Cute

This gif tells the story of a mom hunting and a bored cub, and in the end, they reunite!

Noseless Olaf!

Webkinz

For anyone who wonders whenever I post about webkinz "What are webkinz?" "Could I own one?"

Here are my instructions for owning one:

1.Look at at these until one captures your heart:
 http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=srs%3D2603547011%26search-alias%3Dspecialty-aps&field-keywords=webkinz
2.Look up on Google what they would actually look like.

3. Buy it and wait patiently until it arrives(IMPORTANT: KEEP TAG)

4. Name it.

5. Go to
http://www.webkinz.com/
and make an account.

6. You will need the words in the tag to adopt your pet

7. Have fun.

Haiku 2

Tired.
Tired.
8:39.
Writing This.
What else to say?
Nothing.
8:43

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