Wacky Weddings

Episode XVIII: THE WACKY WEDDING!

Recently, on Woof Proof:

“So, uh, what's the secret?” says Ocbar.

Bailey and Coco turn around and say together: “WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!”

Ocbar faints.

Now, we will return to our own episode.

Bailey yawns and wakes up, sunlight in her face. Then she wakes up everybody else and reminds them that today they've got to get ready for the wedding. It's next week.

“What?” says Jaxxon. “It ain’t even time for the Space Carrots to eat breakfast yet, let alone time fer hard-shootin' Rocket Rabbit types to be hauling their cottontails out of bed! Wake me up in—“

Coco interrupts by glaring at Jaxxon. Jaxxon hops up and down and then grabs a mop. “On the other hand, moppin's almost as fun as sleepin', especially if you ain’t got no breakfast! Can I have some breakfast please? Like a nice, juicy steak?”

Bailey says, “What on earth gave you the idea we were going to be mopping? And what gave you the idea we were going to be skipping breakfast? I have already moved the secret buffet out to the breakfast room!”

“Holy Hutch!” says Jaxxon. “Actually, I don't love you, mop!” And he runs off.

Meanwhile, the long-forgotten Kingcat and his sidekick and best friend Buddy are still stuck in the Pit of Everyone Loves Speak the Hungarian Rapper where you just sit there and constantly Speak the Hungarian Rapper songs play. Nothing else happens. They have been here for two years.
Buddy says, “Well, do you want more Goulash, Kingcat? Today, it's shaped like Tokash Tomas from 'Stop the War'! Man, I LOVE goulash.”

Kingcat is grumbling, “Well, Ocbar didn't deserve to be up there HAVING FUN! He should be down here and we should be up there defeating Bailey! And I don't even like Goulash!”

“Really? It's yummy!” says Buddy. “I just love Goulash! And I especially love it when—uh-oh, the song's coming on again...”

“SOOOOOME TIMES, PEOPLE MAKE A WAR, DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S FOR, SAY YOUUUUUU STOOOOP THE WAAAARR!” says the song.

Kingcat grumbles, “Well, maybe Bailey left Ocbar behind in the forest! At least I hope so...”

And it cuts to Bailey and Ocbar playing Candyland together.

“I've got all the gumdrops! Or...uh...I mean lollipops! Or...uh...all the battleaxes! Or...uh...how do you play this game again?” says Ocbar.

Bailey looks bored, and then stops looking bored, and looks at Ocbar and says, “Ocbar, how did Kingcat treat you when you were on their side?”

“Well,” said Ocbar. “Let me put it like this. Do you know how Jaxxon treats Space Carrots?”

“Yes.” says Bailey. “He hates them!”

“Yes!” says Ocbar. “You've got it! Although the cat food we ate wasn't very bad at all!”

Then Bailey says, “Did you think it was awesome or not when Kingcat allowed you to join my team?”

“Well,” says Ocbar. “You smelled kind of like good food, so I was hopeful. It worked out in the end.”

Then Bailey smiles and nods at Ocbar and then takes out a megaphone that says on it, “World's Largest Megaphone” and yells into it, “TIME TO GET READY FOR THE WEDDING!”
Ocbar says, “Ow. My ears.” Then he jumps up into the place where there's a hole in the ceiling, and starts fixing it. “Hmmm...” he says.

Bailey then looks at Ocbar and points to a Church next door: “I meant, like, get ourselves ready for the wedding and arrange everything? Not, like, fix the Woof Proof place! Okay, uh, now, let's see, here, Ocbar and Jaxxon: you will go with Coco to check out some tuxedos. Meanwhile, you,” and she points to Groovy/Scary Wolf and Kitty and Rainbows, “Come with me. Oh, Matchel and Satchel too. We're going to pick out a wedding dress.” Matchel says, “If it comes with a mustache, get it!” Everyone looks at him. Matchel says, “Well, mustaches are very pretty! Like mine! And very manly! Oh...right.” Bailey stares at him for a while and then looks at Strong Bad and yells, “STRONG BAD! You try not to punch anyone! Homestar Runner! You and the rest of the gang! You stay here. So Strong Bad disobeys my orders then we won't have a knocked-out bride or groom.” Strong Bad flexes and says, “You got that right!” Bailey says, “Actually, Matchel; you go with Coco.” “Hooray, Manly labor! How lovely!” says Matchel.
Then it cuts to Coco, Ocbar, Jaxxon, and Matchel trying to pick out a tuxedo. “Man!” says Jaxxon. “This pickin'-out-tuxedos is harder than a diamond space carrot made of diamonds inside a Space Warren in Septober! But I think I like this Green-and-purple polkadot one! It reminds me of what my daddy used to wear, except with fewer polka-dots!” Coco says, “Did I mention you have to pick out tuxedos for yourself, too?” Jaxxon says, “I'll take it, then! It matches my fur better than an evil space carrot getting smacked in the head by me, or my name aint Jaxxon Rocket Rabbit Jones!”

Coco says, “Again with the 'my name aint'! You're gonna have to stop doing that! You've lost your name a few times, now!”

Matchel says, “Can I get a tuxedo for my mustache, too? This one fits perfectly!” And he shows his mustache wearing a tuxedo. Coco says, “I thought your mustache was a girl...” “Oh!” says Matchel. “Sorry, Mustache! I'll buy you a nice dress, and name you Grand Dame Elizabeth Mustachio!”

Ocbar is looking at a giant pair of furry green robes that come with a giant gold crown. “Hmmm...he says. “This matches my fur perfectly! And the crown matches my unibrow!”

Meanwhile, Coco decides on a black one, with little slashes of yellow and brown here and there. And then he takes out a really old-looking scroll and says, “Ocbar, apparently you're the ringmaster. Oh, and Rainbows and Bailey's Uncle are the flower dogs.”

Meanwhile, Kingcat and Buddy are still in the pit. Buddy is still eating goulash and burping a lot. Then, Kingcat says is, “What we NEED is a way to get out!” And a book and a robe come down. The book says, “How to Study and Escape the Pit of 'Everybody Loves Speak the Hungarian Rapper'” and the rope is a rope. They were dropped by somebody by accident.

Kingcat says, “Hooray! Toodles! Happy sounds and meowing! And a crowd of dogs including Bailey running away in fear! Oh, I can't wait to see the look on Bailey's face! Their group is sooo smaaalll!” But he does not know that Bailey's team has been multiplying ever since they dropped into the pit.

Buddy says, “Well, I'll miss the goulash, but I won't miss you, Speak! Sorry, but thanks for the Goulash!” And he picks up a bowl of goulash to take with him.

“LAST NIGHT...I SAW AN ANGEL! THA'S RIGHT!” says Speak. “BYE BYE!”

Kingcat says, “Happy toodles! Angels banging Bailey on the head with bells! Cats ruling the world! More happy toodles! Dancing on my little fuzzy toes! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE STARTS SINGING AGAIN!” But they can't decide which way to take, and then they see some familiar feet walking next to the pit. “BAILEY AND COCO!” shouts Kingcat. Then he's quiet and overhears them talking about getting married. He says, “Well, well, a nice marriage between a dog and a dog! We'll just take them down while they're distracted! And THEN we'll have those happy toodles!”

Kingcat, being Kingcat, suggests they climb up the rope so they can knock Bailey and Coco out before they know what's happening, and so they can get there quickly. “UP THE ROPE!” says Kingcat. “BUT I'LL HAVE TO DROP MY GOULASH!” says Buddy. He puts it down sadly and they start climbing. Unfortunately, the rope is attached to a Giant Monster of Keeping Cats from Climbing Up Ropes, and that doesn't work out very well at all for them. But then, just about when they think they're goners, Kingcat grabs a giant club and bangs the keeper over the head. Then they rush off and go to Bailey with a humongous club.

Coco says, “Wait! You got me a present? Wait...why is your present two angry cats covered in goulash running at us screaming with a humongous club? I'm not sure that I...um...but of course, it's lovely! Thank you so much!” And he gives Bailey a hug.

Kingcat whispers, “Awwww...are the two liddle puppy doggies hugging? Well, I'll soon put an end to that!” and bashes the humongous club on where he saw them hugging.

Unfortunately, Bailey did not get Kingcat for Coco as a present. And so they weren't there when he bashed them. Instead, when he turns up his club, he sees Ocbar. “Hi!” says Ocbar. “You smell like goulash! I can't stand goulash! Wait...is...is that you, Uncle Jones? Man, it's been a long time since I saw you! How's Aunt Bertha Jones?” Kingcat says, “No, you...you...you little...mouse! It's Kingcat and Buddy.” Then through bared teeth he says, “Reemeeember us?”

“Oh!” says Ocbar. “Have you come to join Woof Proof too? We have a great Secret Buffet, you know!”

Buddy wipes the goulash off of his face. “Does it have goulash?” Kingcat bites his ear. “Ow! I mean, never, you fiend!”

Then Ocbar yells, “Jaaaaxxxon!” Jaxxon arrives in a spaceship, and jumps out wearing rocket boots. “I'm comin' to the rescue faster n' a space carrot falling after getting punched by me, or my name aint Jaxxon the Space-Carrot Hatin' Rocket Rabbit!”

Kingcat looks at Jaxxon and says, “Hey, I remember you! You're the widdle bunny rabbit with the soft spot for dogs, aren't you?” And he tickles Jaxxon.

Jaxxon laughs and says, “Thanks for the ticklin', ugly cat! Now have some punchin'!” And he punches.

Kingcat yells, “NEVER!” and bangs Jaxxon on the head with his crown and then with the club.

(See How the Woof Proof Got Together)

However, then Ocbar comes and says, “I forgot! I've gained my own special power since I've been with you, Kingcat!” And he grows into a giant.

“Hmmm...” says Buddy. “Maybe we should run away now and find a secret lair to plot a secret plan while eating goulash. What do you say, Kingcat?”

Kingcat says, “Never! I can take on a widdle liddle kitty cat with a dog that has a heart on her fur!” Then Ocbar grows even bigger. “On the other hand, evil lairs can be fun, too! I'm running now, but I'm not retreating!” And he doesn't retreat while running.

Then there's a black screen and it says: THE DAY OF THE WEDDING!
Kingcat is in a really cramped dirty spot with a bunch of ants and termites under him. Buddy says, “Um...why did we have to hide under the Church again?”

“Because it's all part of my secret, evil secret bopping-Bailey-infinity-times-on-the-head-with-a-giant-club plan! Now be quiet so I can think about the rest of the plan! Let's see...after I hide under the Church...then I should...hmmmm...”

Meanwhile, everyone is getting all dressed up. Even Patrick is wearing a tuxedo. “WHY AM I ALL BLACK AND WHITE?!” he says. Sandy tells him why.

Then they get in their seats. All the family of Woof Proof is there.

Meanwhile, Kingcat is still thinking of his plan, and he says, “Of course! I'll capture Bailey and then I'll get into a costume!” And he holds up a costume that doesn't even look like Bailey but looks like him defeating Bailey. Buddy says, “Um...you might want to make a costume of something that actually looks like Bailey.”

Kingcat bites his ear. He does it anyway.

Meanwhile, the wedding party is all getting ready to walk up the aisle. Jaxxon is scratching his neck. “Man! This tuxedo's itchier n' a dead space Rabbit havin' eatin' Space Carrots is dead! And it's hot in here!”

Kingcat does his plan. He then carries Bailey into his evil fortress and then says: “I'll deal with you later. Wait; why don't I deal with you now?” And he throws Bailey into the “Everybody Loves Speak the Hungarian Rapper Pit,” then says, “Buddy, you guard Bailey. Oh, and go down there and bang her over the head every minute with this. I gotta go capture the rest of the tough ones.” “Hooray!” says Buddy. “I get to eat goulash again!”

“HOORAY! STOP THE WAR!” says Speak.

Meanwhile, Bailey mumbles to herself, “Well, Jaxxon's a Space Rabbit. He can chew through the ropes.” Then Buddy says, “I heard that!” Then he yells up, “Get a Rabbit Teeth Guard, too!”
Meanwhile, at the wedding, everyone is getting ready to go. But there's a problem. “Where's Bailey?” asks Ocbar. “She needs to hurry up and get here! I'm hot and I haven't eaten any cauliflower for two days!”
Then Kingcat comes up in the new Bailey costume and he says, in a one-minute high-pitched but next minute really rough voice. “Here I am!” Everyone stares at him. Then KingBaileyCat grabs Jaxxon and Coco and runs, and on the way he goes to Evil Cat Supplies R Us. Kingcat says, “Hmmmm...I think I'll choose this rabbit tooth guard!” And he points to one that says “I Eat Space Carrots Every Day for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner!” on it.

Then he gives it Jaxxon. Jaxxon stares at him.

Jaxxon says, “Dear ugly cat. I will smack you twenty-seven times on the head today or my name isn't Jaxxon Rocket Rabbit Not Space Carrot Eatin' Jones!”

Then Kingcat puts the tooth guard on Jaxxon and ties him up with rope and pushes him back into the pit. He does this to Coco but he says, “Buddy! Here! Catch! Use this for Bailey from now on!” And he throws down a club that touches the sky.

Unfortunately, Buddy is now at the bottom of the pit tied up. Apparently he's not as good at fighting as Bailey. “Thanks, Kingcat!” he says. Then Kingcat sprays the rope with invisible spray and slides down it, pushing Bailey off. Then he unties Buddy and ties Bailey again, this time with a second rope. “Bye!” he says as he slides up the rope.

At the wedding, everyone is very excited. All their families and Woof Proof have decided to try to go and rescue Bailey and Coco and Jaxxon. Then KingBaileyCat has a bright idea and he grabs Ocbar and says, “Ocbar! Your punishment is almost as bad as Bailey's!” And he goes to something that says, “The Forest: Come In, But You Probably Will Not Find Your Way Out.” Then he leaves Ocbar there and rushes away. Soon, Kingcat will get his own punishment.

Meanwhile, Bailey's Mom and Dad are getting ready to go rescue Bailey. “Woof!” they say. “Woof woof!” Everyone is meowing and barking and its very confusing. However, Satchel takes command. “Um...hi, everyone! Now, we're going to try to rescue Bailey and everyone now, so let's all just stay calm and follow me!”

Matchel is angry and is sharpening his mustache. He has a mustache sharpener that looks like a pencil sharpener. Then he hears a voice saying, “Youuuuuu are sleeeepy.” And he looks up and he thinks he sees a giant speck of dust with wings. He falls asleep, and when he wakes up he realizes that he was looking at a cloud.

Meanwhile, they are all at the bottom of the pit, and Kingcat is plotting. He has a Plotting Book that helps him. “Hmmmm...now, there's still Satchel and Matchel to capture, and then that's all the Woof Proof!” (He doesn't know about all the other Woof Proof.) Meanwhile, Buddy is sitting and eating goulash and they are all tied up.

Meanwhile, Bailey's Uncle and Rainbows are getting mad. Groovy/Scary Wolf aka Bailey's Uncle whispers to Rainbows, “I wish we had a secret poowwer!” “No kidding!” says Rainbows. And Kitty the Lizard climbs on his back and says, “We have Chameleons here and I'm a Chameleon myself!” And then Pink and Green Colorful Chameleon and Blue and Purple Colorful Chameleon jump onto Rainbow's back and says, “That's right!” And Rainbows says, “Um...could everyone get off? Got a little flea here.” Then they jump off and get back on, and then fly into the sky to find the gang.

Meanwhile, Satchel and Matchel are making an army out of everybody's families and getting ready to march to find Bailey. But Bailey's mom glances at Ocbar's mom and Bailey's dad glances at Ocbar's dad, and being dogs, they decide to chase Ocbar's family. “Hey!” says Satchel. “Stop it!” And he chases after them barking.

Then Satchel runs into Kingcat, who was just coming to get him. “Woof!” says Satchel. “Look, a cat!” Bailey's family all turns around really fast.

All the other dog's families turn around as well, even Satchel's twin brother, Satchel. Ocbar's family, on the other hand, looks rather confused as they look down a pit and find their son in it, guarded by another cat. They immediately attack Buddy. “Mrrrrreeeooooow!”

Kingcat looks confused. “Hmmmmm...maybe I should have thought this plan through a little more. I mean, RUN!”

Then Satchel quickly takes off Jaxxon's teeth-guards and Jaxxon, who has been so bored that the only exciting thing was to read the words “I eat space carrots every day for lunch, breakfast, and dinner” that are printed on his teeth-guard. He then chews through all the ropes, which makes Bailey be able to cast her heart attack on Buddy. She also grabs the potion that makes them act like humans and spills them on everyone's families. They still chase after Kingcat, though.

“Wait!” says Buddy, who is getting poked at by Ocbar's family, as rainbow-colored hearts with puppies and kittens hiding behind it suddenly appear in his eyes. “I'M GOOD NOW!”

“Meow—or, I mean, that's great!” say Ocbar's family. “Hey, we can talk now! Yipeee!”

“Woof!” say all the dog families. “Chasing cats is still fun, though!”
“NO IT'S NOT!” says Kingcat.

Then they throw Kingcat back into the pit and they return to the wedding. Rainbows, who is having much better fun with this wedding than the one where Orcus Borkus forced him to be the Priest, he happily says his lines. “Do you, Bailey, take this dog Coco to be your husband?”

“Woof!” says Bailey. “I mean, I do!”

“And do you, Coco, take this dog to be your wife?”

“I do!” says Coco. “I mean, Woof! Or...uh, actually, the first one.”

“And by the authority vested in me by the writers, I now pronounce you Dog and Wife! You may now kiss the bride.”

And Bailey and Coco kiss.

Everyone cheers. Jaxxon says, “I want a steak.”

THE END!!

Teddy Bear!

Teddy Bear! Teddy Bear! Turn Around...Teddy Bear! Teddy Bear! Touch the Ground!

Blub Blub!

This picture I drew is supposed to be Underwater! I call it (AHEM) "Underwater"

  

SPLASH!

MY BIRTHDAY LIST!!!!!

1. Squish:power of the Parasite
2. Babymouse for President
3. Zita the Spacegirl
4. Legends of Zita the Spacegirl
5. Webkinz Twilight Dragon!!!!!

Santa Claus is coming to town!

CHRISTMAS!

the legend of Pico

Once  apun a time

Tooth Fairy! Here!

Today Pico lost a Tooth! The Tooth Fairy left "Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Episode XVII

Bailey And Coco have a Surprise!

Episode XVII: The Revenge of the Mind-Controlled Chameleons

It is morning.  Bailey wakes up and sees Ocbar waking up, and Ocbar asks, “Hey, where'd the rest of the team go?” 

And Bailey says, “Oh, they went somewhere for a surprise.”

Ocbar sniffs the air and says, “Like a breakfast surprise?  Or a lunch surprise?  I'm hungry!”

Bailey says, “No, not a food surprise.  Come on.” And she leads him into the Breakfast Room.  She has moved the Secret Buffet to the Woof Proof''s Breakfast Room.  

“Awesome!” says Ocbar, and accidentally runs into the door.  “Oops!  I need to walk slower next time.”

Then the door bursts open, knocking Ocbar into the next room and a bunch of Chameleons with helmets come and steal all their cauliflower and chicken alfredo.  Then they rush out again, as one tries to fix the door.  “OW!” says Ocbar.  “I need to fly through the air slower next time!”  Then he sees what happened.  “OH NO!  Cauliflower's my favorite food, and I WAS ABOUT TO EAT CHICKEN   ALFREDO FOR BREAKFAST!  This is craziness!” 

Then Bailey says, “Sounds like an adventure to me.”  And Ocbar says, “But the rest of the team isn't here.  How will we get by without Jaxxon's giant bomb carrots and Matchel's mustache and Rainbows'...well, Rainbows doesn't have a secret power, BUT STILL!”

And Bailey says, “We don't need that stuff.  After all, we've got MY heart attack and YOUR ability to go into a GIANT!”  So they go out of the door.

Ocbar says, “Hmmmm...I wonder which way they went.”  He looks to the left, and there are footprints.  He looks to the right and there are footprints.  He looks up and there is a rainbow trail.  He looks down and there is a big burrow.  “THIS ISN'T FAIR!” he says.  

Bailey says, “Just grow giant-size and pick me up and then we can see which way they went.”

“Okay!” says Ocbar.  “And then I can run really fast as a giant to catch up with them!”  Bailey says, “Well, I've never taken a piggy-back ride on a giant, green fuzzy cat with a unibrow, but there's a first time for everything!”

Then Ocbar grows giant-size and lifts Bailey up.  He looks to the left, and there's a herd of gazelle making footprints.  He looks to the right and there's a crowd of ducks making footprints.  He looks up, and suddenly the rainbows spell, “Rainbows was here.”  Then he looks down, and he sees...Chameleons riding rabbits burrowing through the ground!  “How strange!” says Ocbar.  “Hey!  I can see my cauliflower from here!”

Then Ocbar grows back to normal size and Bailey and Ocbar jump into the hole.  They go down, down, down, and the chameleons with helmets on seem to be talking and they stare at Ocbar and Bailey.  They are too afraid to attack Ocbar because they saw his giant-size power, so they decide to pick on Bailey.

“Hey!  Hey!  Ow!  Not the heart marking!  Hey!  Ow!  That's my ear you're biting!”

Then the chameleons stand back and begin to chatter and translated this is what they say, “Nice work!  Maybe now they'll leave us alone.”  And they scurry away, leaving Bailey and Ocbar.

Bailey says, “Ow, my ear hurts!  They gnawed on my ear so much it's all slobbery!  EW!”

Ocbar says, “Hmmm...they seem to be pretty evil chameleons, alright!  AND THEY STILL HAVE MY CAULIFLOWER!”

Bailey says, “Ocbar, Ocbar, get us out of this hole, then grow giant-size and take me back to the Woof Proof, then go and continue the adventure.”

“Okay.” says Ocbar.  “I imagine you wanna get that slobber off of your ear!  That's just gross!”

So he takes her back to the Woof Proof, and places her in the hospital, where the Bumpy Turtle and the Tiger (see the episode “Surprise!”) place Bailey on the biggest and best hospital bed.  “I'm afraid she needs immediate fixing-upping!” says the Bumpy Turtle.  “She's hurt bad, and there's slobber ALL OVER HER EAR!  It's disgusting!”

“Well, I'd better head back to the mission!” says Ocbar.  And he runs back to the hole and jumps in.  “Hmmm...” he says as he falls into the hole.  “I've never done a mission on my own before.  Is this going to be scary?”  He thinks for a second.  “Well, either way, I've gotta get back that cauliflower!”

Meanwhile, in Surprise-Land, Coco and the rest of the gang are looking at some stuff and trying to think which one Bailey would like the most.  “Hmmm...I like that one.” says Coco, and points to something shiny.  

Meanwhile, Ocbar is still falling.  “Hmmm...” he says.  “I don't think the hole was this big the last time I was here.  Oh well...it's fun falling through the air.  Whee!” he says, and he starts pretending to be an airplane and shooting spitballs at the walls.  “Hey, missions are fun!  Ptooie!  Ptooie!  Ptooie!”

Then he pretends to be Jaxxon and says something Jaxxony.  This is what he said, “Well, I'll be a two-timin', Space Carrot-eatin' jackrabbit from Jupiter!  Those rascally chameleons stole my cauliflower!  I'll get it back, or my name's Some-Rocket-Rabbit-Who-Don't-Eat-Meat-and-Likes-Space-Carrots!  And really, it's Jaxxon.”  He laughs.  “Well, I guess I can get by by pretending to be the gang when I need them the most.  Hmmm...I wonder what Coco and Satchel and Matchel and the rest are doing?” 

Meanwhile, Jaxxon's pointing to a green Space Rabbit shaped shiny thing, and wants them to get that one.  “Why, that's prettier n' a new-cut steak!  Bailey'd love that, or my name's a-rocket-rabbit-whose-name's-not-Jaxxon!  And my name's Jaxxon!”  Coco says, “Yeah, you're probably going to have to stop saying that, because every time we have to pause the mission just to get your name back.”  And he says, “Remember when...” And there's a flashback of Jaxxon saying, “That maps not magical or my name aint Jaxxon.”  And the map's magical.  And he has to eat a space carrot.  “And the time that you said Milkbone wasn't Milkbone or you weren't a rocket rabbit?”  

Jaxxon looks sheepish.  Meanwhile, Matchel says, “Hey, guys, look at this giant mustache-grooming kit!  Bailey would LOVE this!  Let's get it for her!”

Meanwhile, Ocbar hears a sound.  The sound goes, “CAULIFLOWER, OCBAR CRAZY, LEEEGG!”  The sound means that a special Woof Proof computer needs him.  He picks it up and it says, “YOU HAVE ONE WOOF PROOF EMAIL.”  The e-mail says, “Hey, Ocbar, which one of these shiny things would you like the most?  Please send a Woof Proof e-mail back.  Can't wait to reveal the surprise to you! -Coco”

Ocbar thinks for a minute and then writes an e-mail back which says, “I like the one in the middle the most.  Thanks!  -Ocbar.”  Then he puts his computer away, and arrives at the Chameleon's fortress.  The Chameleons stare at him, and they seem to be guarding something.  Then they walk away slowly, and it reveals a cage with the Woof Proof's Chameleons, Pink and Green Colorful Chameleon, and Blue and Purple Colorful Chameleon.  “Hmmm...” says Ocbar.  “They look like they need some rescuing, and my cauliflower looks like it needs eating, and those Chameleons look like they need some me-stepping-on-them-while-giant!  GIANT BECOME!”  And he becomes giant.  He steps on the guards and bends down to release the good chameleons.  The good chameleons rush into his arms, shivering.  Then the cage pulls aside only to reveal a Dragoneater and his cub.  A Dragoneater is an animal that finds a dragon a tasty treat, and it's a mix between a cockroach, a shark, and a hawk.  The cubs are extra dangerous, because they have to eat twice as much as the grownups, and since the grownups are sometimes busy, they were given the ability to kill ten dragons with one bite.  Dragoneaters are reall rare.  

“Hmmm...” says Ocbar.  “They look pretty giant...RUN!  I LOVE YOU CAULIFLOWER BUT YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW!”

Then his Woof Proof computer sounds again, and says, “Hey, how's Bailey doing? -Coco”

Ocbar runs while typing, “She got beat up by a bunch of Chameleons and she's in the hospital.  -Ocbar  P.S: Do you know how to defeat a dragoneater?  Just wondering.”

Unfortunately, the dragoneater is running after them!  And it's got his cauliflower on its back!

Meanwhile, at the store, Coco gets his e-mail and reads it.  He drops it and yells, “GET AWAY!  GET AWAY!  Delete that email!”

Meanwhile, in the hospital, the bumpy turtle and the tiger have gone away, and Bailey is resting up, and Bailey like she was when she was a tiny puppy walks through the door.  Bailey says, “Whha?” But then a Bailey with a cane walks through the door.  “Whaaat?” says Bailey. “My past and future?  How did you guys—“  But the puppy Bailey interrupts and says, “Quick!  You must gather your brothers and sisters and your owners!  Hurry!  Do it!  Fast!”  But the future says, “Don't DO IT, BAILEY!  DON'T DO IT!”

Bailey is very confused, and stares at the wall blinking.  She says to her future, “Why shouldn't I do it?”  Future Bailey says, “I tried telling that to my grandpuppies, but let's just say I had a lot of rotten eggs and broken class to clean up.”  Bailey chooses her as a puppy's path.  Then it cuts to Ocbar, who has somehow defeated the dragon eater.  “My cauliflower!” he says.  “It sure is lucky I happened to have some broccoli in my pocket, or I never would have been able to defeat that dragoneater and save you!  Dragoneaters hate broccoli!”  Then he scoops up the good chameleons and his cauliflower.  

Meanwhile, Coco and the rest of the gang have just picked out a shiny thing where every time something happens, I won't tell you now, a picture of one of your friends or you grows.  Then Coco gets a shiny thing for himself and he goes back home.  The plane somehow accidentally crashes right into the hole where Ocbar is.  He says, “What, Ocbar?”  Then he realizes that chameleons are trying to defeat Ocbar, and he quickly takes the helmets off them.  The chameleons say, “Whaa?  What happened?”

“Mind control!” says Ocbar.  “Not again!  But who was doing the mind...controlling?”  Then one of the chameleons says, “The dragoneater, sir!”  Ocbar says, “Well, I rescued you and saved the day!  Now let me eat my cauliflower in peace!”  

Then it cuts back to Bailey with her brothers and sisters and her owners.  They are all very surprised that she is standing on two legs and can talk.

“Well, I've brought you all here at the advice of my past self to...uh...celebrate my birthday!” says Bailey.

They celebrate.  

Then, everyone walks in and they clean up so that it looks like Bailey has been resting with her owners and her family.  Then she says, “Coco!  I'm well again!” and hugs Coco.  Ocbar says, “Um...what's the surprise?”  Then Bailey and Coco turn around and say together:

“WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!”

Ocbar faints.

THE END!

WOLFZILLA!!

From the Dogs, To The Space Rabbits.....(ahem) I am introducing.... WOOF PROOF!!!
We will Begin with Wolfzilla.....    

EPISODE XII:

WOLFZILLA!

It opens with everyone lying in a hospital with a tiger and the bumpy turtle saying, “I told you you shouldn't have taken the punching Jack in the Box!”

“But the music was soooo good!” says Ocbar. “It sounded like rainbows!”

Rainbow's head lifts up and says, “Did someone say my name? Let me out! Someone called me!”

Satchel says, “I think that was probably just someone calling someone named Bainbows. It's a very common name, you know. Ow, my head hurts!”

It zooms over to see Bailey as her heart shrinks. “Whaaaaat?” says Bailey. “This doesn't look good...”

“Aaahhh'm the president of the Foosball meme!” says Homsar. Then he adds in, “Ahhhh...sign me up for soccer class, Deborah! Ahhhhh'm a cupcake ballerina!”

Suddenly, Matchel's mustache starts shrinking, too. And Nice and Orange Chipmunk starts turning purple. “AAAAA!” shouts everyone. “We're losing all our powers!”

Meanwhile, the King of Town comes out of the X-Ray Machine. The tiger talks to the bumpy turtle for a while. “So, show me the X-Ray!” He examines it, and then holds it up so we can see. It is a ham.

The King of Town says, “That's my heart!”

But suddenly, he starts shrinking, too. “Ahhhhhhhh...I can feel my cholesterol lowering! What's going on?”

Suddenly, a Mole wearing a crown pops up, and, seeing the King of Town, ducks under a table.

Everyone is starting to freak out. “What was that?” asks Jaxxon. “Maybe that's what's making us all start losin' our powers! Get 'im!”

Everything becomes dark. Everyone becomes purple. On the screen we see lines that say, THEY ARE SCARED. Resume to find a giant, giant, giant, giant giant giant giant...

(Five hours later)
...giant WOLF!

It is very giant. It has red eyes, and it is purple. “RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRR!” it says, very, very, very, very, very...

(Five hours later)
...very LOUDLY!

Everyone stares at the bumpy turtle and the tiger. They are staring at it so hard that their eyes turn the same color as the wolf's, and they become purple and they become the same size as her. “RAAAAWWWWWR!” they say too, turning around to face the good guys.

Bailey says, “Oh no! There's a giant, evil-looking wolf here...and we don't have our powers to fight it! What should we do?”

The tiger accidentally steps on a switch on the back of the room and they all get their powers back.

Bailey jumps up and uses a Heart Blast to turn the tiger and the bumpy turtle back to the good side. Then Matchel smacks the wolf with his mustache, while Jaxxon throws a space carrot bomb. They all unite their powers into a big attack. BAM!

The attack turns into a normal wolf. The wolf has sea-blue eyes and rainbow fur. It jumps around happily yipping. It is a cub.

It zooms out to see everyone sleeping. The cub is finally grown up! Everyone wakes up.

But Wolfzilla bursts out, escaping from the attack. She runs away to a place called the Palace of Evil-Looking Animals, where there is also a sea lion.

The wolf begins to growl, and Bailey rushes off the screen and comes back holding a rainbow leash. She clips it on and says, “There you go, Wild Rover! Let's get it!”

They all hop onto Wild Rover's back and ride to the evil palace. Bailey's uncle flies next to them.

Wolfzilla is gone again, but standing in a corner, shaking, is a little baby seal. “Rowf!” the seal says.

“Let's rescue it!” says Ocbar. “Hi, I'm Ocbar! Have you seen an evil, giant Wolfzilla around here?”

The seal begins to speak. “Yes, Ocbar. That is Wolfzilla. She used to be a little, silly-looking cub. She was my friend back then. But then, she met an evil, evil monkey and bonked it on the head with a coconut. Then, a giant, legendary evil animal called Watchamacallit trapped her in a cage and kicked her until she turned into what she is now. Her and her friends wrecked this place. It used to be Palace of Pets, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat's business.”

“Hey!” says Strong Bad. “I remember that! I thought it got shut down by the Extremely Governmental Organization of Shutting Down Businesses! That darn Wolfzilla will pay!”

Strong Mad says, “THE CHEAT WAS SHAKING SO BAD!”

It shows the Cheat getting the Jibblies.

Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat join hands and say, “GET WOLFZILLA!”

If you are listening to Strong Bad, you are hearing, “STUPID WOLFZILLA!” If you are listening to Strong Mad, you will hear, “ARARAR WOLFZILLA!” And if you are listening to the Cheat you will hear, “Mmmmmhhmmmhhh!”

Then there is an angry shortcake. The shortcake says, “Wolfzilla stole my frosting! Let's get her!”

“But where did she go?” asks Ocbar. “Does anyone know?”

The seal raises her hand. “Hey, I'm not the seal. The name is Sealy McJoeJoe!”

There is a loud “RAAAWWWWRRR!” And Sealy takes out a thing and says, “Oh, she must be playful!”

Then she explains. “Before Wolfzilla was evil, she gave me this thing. She had one too. When you heard her voice or made a sound, then on the thing would appear what attitude it was in. She's playful now.”

It cuts to Bailey who is sorting out a locker with Coco. “Uhh...Coco, you want this old cacao? Coco, I didn't know you liked--”

Coco says, “Doooonn't tell!”

Then, Bailey whispers to us ”The whole Nathan and Rachel video games collection.”

It zooms off to Coco who is putting the Strongest Man in the World book into his backpack.

Everyone gets together and shouts, “LET's GO GET WOLFZILLA!”

Then they get onto Bailey's uncle and Wild Rover and fly around to look for Wolfzilla.

Later, it cuts to Bailey's uncle with Bailey in front—as always—getting to pick the movie. She picks WALL-E.

They all watch it and enjoy it a lot. But they can't find Wolfzilla!

Suddenly, Bailey looks up and laser beams start coming out of her heart. Immediately, Wolfzilla shows up. “Raaaawwwrrr!” she says angrily.

Coco yells, “Oh no you don't!” and he takes out a big stick and bonks Wolfzilla on the head with it.

Suddenly, Coco is backing it up for a huge hit and hits himself on the head. He falls off of Bailey's uncle.

“Raaaaaawwr!” roars Wolfzilla, and she makes a big tornado out of her rawring!

Bailey suddenly looks up and she uses her Good Powers on Wolfzilla. Wolfzilla immediately reaches down and helps Coco.

Suddenly, Wild Rover shows up with the other guys. “There you are!” shouts Jaxxon. “You darn Wolfzilla, I'm-a gonna get you now, or I'll be eatin' a heapin' helpin' of space carrots!”

“Wait!” says Bailey, and she sends out a giant burst of pink and yellow power out of her heart that puts a big sign over Wolfzilla's head that says “I'm good now!”

“Awwwww...space carrots!” says Jaxxon. “Now I have to eat space carrots!”

He tells Bailey, “Go prepare the steak!” And like the last episode, he munches until he gets to the steak. “Mmmmm...Steak!”

Everyone laughs. Wolfzilla says, “I'm sorry, Sealy McJoeJoe! It was that nasty, legendary beast Watchamacallit that made me evil so I did all those mean things! Can you forgive me?”

“Rowf!” A huge “Rowf!” comes out of Sealy, and her eyes suddenly merge into the eyes in the Puss in Boots eye scene. “Of course, my friend.”

Coco smiles. “But we'd better do something about that nasty beast. We can't have anyone else turned evil!”

Bailey says, “Yeah, but first, we should clean up this palace! It's disgusting! There are evil animals everywhere!”

So she jumps up and down shouting “CLEANING POWER!” And her heart glows blue and yellow and red and everything gets bright and then there is a massive beam from every side and suddenly, the palace is clean! The animals all come out and say, “THANK YOU BAILEY!”

Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and the Cheat start to make it like they had it and there's a loud, “RAWWWR!” A jellyfish with hair and a clown neck thing and circles in certain places comes up. “Hello!” it says. “I am the legendary beast Watchamacallit. You are messing up my evil plans and making everything good, so I'm going to have to use my own Turn Bad power to turn everything and you evil! Sorry!”

And suddenly a big black beam comes out from the jellyfish, and everything starts turning bad!

Bailey dodges out of the way and grabs Coco. “Quick!” she says. “Stay behind me while I make a Heart Shield!”

And Jaxxon reaches up and grabs Bailey's arm. “I'm not becomin' no sissy, space-carrot-lovin', non-meat-eatin', evil Rocket Rabbit! But what are we gonna do, Bailey?”

Then, Satchel, Matchel, and the rest of the group (which is a LOT) start turning on Bailey and Jaxxon and Coco. And they take Bailey's heart away. She becomes a normal dog. They take Coco and Jaxxon's powers away, too, and hide them just like Daddy did with the remote.

Watchamacallit laughs and says, “Well, it looks like everyone is evil except for you! Now it's your turn!” And he does an evil laugh.

We now go from Bailey's point of view. The tone scares her and apparently Coco and Jaxxon, too.

The black beam starts spreading. “Quick!” says Bailey in animal language. “Take my hands! We need to use our Friendship Power!”

“We have that?” says Jaxxon.

Coco looks at his locker and grabs all three hundred and fifty items. Then he says, “Let's get outta here!”

“Wait!” says Watchamacallit. “Why isn't my Evil power working? I guess I'll just have to get my evil servants to kill you instead!”

The evil servants are the ugly monkeys. They attack!

Jaxxon says. “I may be just an animal, but I can still fight!” He fights, and kicks monkeys in the head. “And I can hop!” And he hops really high and lands on the monkey's heads. Bounce!

Evil Satchel says, “Bwa-ha-ha! This is my first line!”

Then, Watchamacallit accidentally uses the heart on himself when it's set to Bad Guy Turning Into Good Guy. He turns good, and stings all of his evil servants.

THE END!

More!!!!

Got more...... Here They Are! A Dinosaur Egg Named Spikey, a Rubber Cat named Stripes, Some comic candy sticks ,  a ninja sword, a wiggly snake named Wiggles, a Water Blaster, a Flashing owl Named Flashy,
2 paratroop dragons named Splash and Lickfang, a Pig Plush Named Penny, and a Clifford plush Named Clifford!!!!!  My friend Lilly got 1 ticket

Licky,Aslan And Crystal

I Signed  Up For a thing were you get stuff for Reading! (They Give You Tickets To buy stuff with) I Got a Lion Plush that cost 15 tic. (I named him Aslan) a Dinosaur That cost 2 tic. (Named him Crystal) And a Puppy bank that cost 15 tic. I now have a real dog, And a Scooter  (Named Razor not from Reading)

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