WOLFZILLA!!

From the Dogs, To The Space Rabbits.....(ahem) I am introducing.... WOOF PROOF!!!
We will Begin with Wolfzilla.....    

EPISODE XII:

WOLFZILLA!

It opens with everyone lying in a hospital with a tiger and the bumpy turtle saying, “I told you you shouldn't have taken the punching Jack in the Box!”

“But the music was soooo good!” says Ocbar. “It sounded like rainbows!”

Rainbow's head lifts up and says, “Did someone say my name? Let me out! Someone called me!”

Satchel says, “I think that was probably just someone calling someone named Bainbows. It's a very common name, you know. Ow, my head hurts!”

It zooms over to see Bailey as her heart shrinks. “Whaaaaat?” says Bailey. “This doesn't look good...”

“Aaahhh'm the president of the Foosball meme!” says Homsar. Then he adds in, “Ahhhh...sign me up for soccer class, Deborah! Ahhhhh'm a cupcake ballerina!”

Suddenly, Matchel's mustache starts shrinking, too. And Nice and Orange Chipmunk starts turning purple. “AAAAA!” shouts everyone. “We're losing all our powers!”

Meanwhile, the King of Town comes out of the X-Ray Machine. The tiger talks to the bumpy turtle for a while. “So, show me the X-Ray!” He examines it, and then holds it up so we can see. It is a ham.

The King of Town says, “That's my heart!”

But suddenly, he starts shrinking, too. “Ahhhhhhhh...I can feel my cholesterol lowering! What's going on?”

Suddenly, a Mole wearing a crown pops up, and, seeing the King of Town, ducks under a table.

Everyone is starting to freak out. “What was that?” asks Jaxxon. “Maybe that's what's making us all start losin' our powers! Get 'im!”

Everything becomes dark. Everyone becomes purple. On the screen we see lines that say, THEY ARE SCARED. Resume to find a giant, giant, giant, giant giant giant giant...

(Five hours later)
...giant WOLF!

It is very giant. It has red eyes, and it is purple. “RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRR!” it says, very, very, very, very, very...

(Five hours later)
...very LOUDLY!

Everyone stares at the bumpy turtle and the tiger. They are staring at it so hard that their eyes turn the same color as the wolf's, and they become purple and they become the same size as her. “RAAAAWWWWWR!” they say too, turning around to face the good guys.

Bailey says, “Oh no! There's a giant, evil-looking wolf here...and we don't have our powers to fight it! What should we do?”

The tiger accidentally steps on a switch on the back of the room and they all get their powers back.

Bailey jumps up and uses a Heart Blast to turn the tiger and the bumpy turtle back to the good side. Then Matchel smacks the wolf with his mustache, while Jaxxon throws a space carrot bomb. They all unite their powers into a big attack. BAM!

The attack turns into a normal wolf. The wolf has sea-blue eyes and rainbow fur. It jumps around happily yipping. It is a cub.

It zooms out to see everyone sleeping. The cub is finally grown up! Everyone wakes up.

But Wolfzilla bursts out, escaping from the attack. She runs away to a place called the Palace of Evil-Looking Animals, where there is also a sea lion.

The wolf begins to growl, and Bailey rushes off the screen and comes back holding a rainbow leash. She clips it on and says, “There you go, Wild Rover! Let's get it!”

They all hop onto Wild Rover's back and ride to the evil palace. Bailey's uncle flies next to them.

Wolfzilla is gone again, but standing in a corner, shaking, is a little baby seal. “Rowf!” the seal says.

“Let's rescue it!” says Ocbar. “Hi, I'm Ocbar! Have you seen an evil, giant Wolfzilla around here?”

The seal begins to speak. “Yes, Ocbar. That is Wolfzilla. She used to be a little, silly-looking cub. She was my friend back then. But then, she met an evil, evil monkey and bonked it on the head with a coconut. Then, a giant, legendary evil animal called Watchamacallit trapped her in a cage and kicked her until she turned into what she is now. Her and her friends wrecked this place. It used to be Palace of Pets, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat's business.”

“Hey!” says Strong Bad. “I remember that! I thought it got shut down by the Extremely Governmental Organization of Shutting Down Businesses! That darn Wolfzilla will pay!”

Strong Mad says, “THE CHEAT WAS SHAKING SO BAD!”

It shows the Cheat getting the Jibblies.

Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat join hands and say, “GET WOLFZILLA!”

If you are listening to Strong Bad, you are hearing, “STUPID WOLFZILLA!” If you are listening to Strong Mad, you will hear, “ARARAR WOLFZILLA!” And if you are listening to the Cheat you will hear, “Mmmmmhhmmmhhh!”

Then there is an angry shortcake. The shortcake says, “Wolfzilla stole my frosting! Let's get her!”

“But where did she go?” asks Ocbar. “Does anyone know?”

The seal raises her hand. “Hey, I'm not the seal. The name is Sealy McJoeJoe!”

There is a loud “RAAAWWWWRRR!” And Sealy takes out a thing and says, “Oh, she must be playful!”

Then she explains. “Before Wolfzilla was evil, she gave me this thing. She had one too. When you heard her voice or made a sound, then on the thing would appear what attitude it was in. She's playful now.”

It cuts to Bailey who is sorting out a locker with Coco. “Uhh...Coco, you want this old cacao? Coco, I didn't know you liked--”

Coco says, “Doooonn't tell!”

Then, Bailey whispers to us ”The whole Nathan and Rachel video games collection.”

It zooms off to Coco who is putting the Strongest Man in the World book into his backpack.

Everyone gets together and shouts, “LET's GO GET WOLFZILLA!”

Then they get onto Bailey's uncle and Wild Rover and fly around to look for Wolfzilla.

Later, it cuts to Bailey's uncle with Bailey in front—as always—getting to pick the movie. She picks WALL-E.

They all watch it and enjoy it a lot. But they can't find Wolfzilla!

Suddenly, Bailey looks up and laser beams start coming out of her heart. Immediately, Wolfzilla shows up. “Raaaawwwrrr!” she says angrily.

Coco yells, “Oh no you don't!” and he takes out a big stick and bonks Wolfzilla on the head with it.

Suddenly, Coco is backing it up for a huge hit and hits himself on the head. He falls off of Bailey's uncle.

“Raaaaaawwr!” roars Wolfzilla, and she makes a big tornado out of her rawring!

Bailey suddenly looks up and she uses her Good Powers on Wolfzilla. Wolfzilla immediately reaches down and helps Coco.

Suddenly, Wild Rover shows up with the other guys. “There you are!” shouts Jaxxon. “You darn Wolfzilla, I'm-a gonna get you now, or I'll be eatin' a heapin' helpin' of space carrots!”

“Wait!” says Bailey, and she sends out a giant burst of pink and yellow power out of her heart that puts a big sign over Wolfzilla's head that says “I'm good now!”

“Awwwww...space carrots!” says Jaxxon. “Now I have to eat space carrots!”

He tells Bailey, “Go prepare the steak!” And like the last episode, he munches until he gets to the steak. “Mmmmm...Steak!”

Everyone laughs. Wolfzilla says, “I'm sorry, Sealy McJoeJoe! It was that nasty, legendary beast Watchamacallit that made me evil so I did all those mean things! Can you forgive me?”

“Rowf!” A huge “Rowf!” comes out of Sealy, and her eyes suddenly merge into the eyes in the Puss in Boots eye scene. “Of course, my friend.”

Coco smiles. “But we'd better do something about that nasty beast. We can't have anyone else turned evil!”

Bailey says, “Yeah, but first, we should clean up this palace! It's disgusting! There are evil animals everywhere!”

So she jumps up and down shouting “CLEANING POWER!” And her heart glows blue and yellow and red and everything gets bright and then there is a massive beam from every side and suddenly, the palace is clean! The animals all come out and say, “THANK YOU BAILEY!”

Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and the Cheat start to make it like they had it and there's a loud, “RAWWWR!” A jellyfish with hair and a clown neck thing and circles in certain places comes up. “Hello!” it says. “I am the legendary beast Watchamacallit. You are messing up my evil plans and making everything good, so I'm going to have to use my own Turn Bad power to turn everything and you evil! Sorry!”

And suddenly a big black beam comes out from the jellyfish, and everything starts turning bad!

Bailey dodges out of the way and grabs Coco. “Quick!” she says. “Stay behind me while I make a Heart Shield!”

And Jaxxon reaches up and grabs Bailey's arm. “I'm not becomin' no sissy, space-carrot-lovin', non-meat-eatin', evil Rocket Rabbit! But what are we gonna do, Bailey?”

Then, Satchel, Matchel, and the rest of the group (which is a LOT) start turning on Bailey and Jaxxon and Coco. And they take Bailey's heart away. She becomes a normal dog. They take Coco and Jaxxon's powers away, too, and hide them just like Daddy did with the remote.

Watchamacallit laughs and says, “Well, it looks like everyone is evil except for you! Now it's your turn!” And he does an evil laugh.

We now go from Bailey's point of view. The tone scares her and apparently Coco and Jaxxon, too.

The black beam starts spreading. “Quick!” says Bailey in animal language. “Take my hands! We need to use our Friendship Power!”

“We have that?” says Jaxxon.

Coco looks at his locker and grabs all three hundred and fifty items. Then he says, “Let's get outta here!”

“Wait!” says Watchamacallit. “Why isn't my Evil power working? I guess I'll just have to get my evil servants to kill you instead!”

The evil servants are the ugly monkeys. They attack!

Jaxxon says. “I may be just an animal, but I can still fight!” He fights, and kicks monkeys in the head. “And I can hop!” And he hops really high and lands on the monkey's heads. Bounce!

Evil Satchel says, “Bwa-ha-ha! This is my first line!”

Then, Watchamacallit accidentally uses the heart on himself when it's set to Bad Guy Turning Into Good Guy. He turns good, and stings all of his evil servants.

THE END!