Episode XVII: The Revenge of the Mind-Controlled Chameleons
It is morning. Bailey wakes up and sees Ocbar waking up, and Ocbar asks, “Hey, where'd the rest of the team go?”
And Bailey says, “Oh, they went somewhere for a surprise.”
Ocbar sniffs the air and says, “Like a breakfast surprise? Or a lunch surprise? I'm hungry!”
Bailey says, “No, not a food surprise. Come on.” And she leads him into the Breakfast Room. She has moved the Secret Buffet to the Woof Proof''s Breakfast Room.
“Awesome!” says Ocbar, and accidentally runs into the door. “Oops! I need to walk slower next time.”
Then the door bursts open, knocking Ocbar into the next room and a bunch of Chameleons with helmets come and steal all their cauliflower and chicken alfredo. Then they rush out again, as one tries to fix the door. “OW!” says Ocbar. “I need to fly through the air slower next time!” Then he sees what happened. “OH NO! Cauliflower's my favorite food, and I WAS ABOUT TO EAT CHICKEN ALFREDO FOR BREAKFAST! This is craziness!”
Then Bailey says, “Sounds like an adventure to me.” And Ocbar says, “But the rest of the team isn't here. How will we get by without Jaxxon's giant bomb carrots and Matchel's mustache and Rainbows'...well, Rainbows doesn't have a secret power, BUT STILL!”
And Bailey says, “We don't need that stuff. After all, we've got MY heart attack and YOUR ability to go into a GIANT!” So they go out of the door.
Ocbar says, “Hmmmm...I wonder which way they went.” He looks to the left, and there are footprints. He looks to the right and there are footprints. He looks up and there is a rainbow trail. He looks down and there is a big burrow. “THIS ISN'T FAIR!” he says.
Bailey says, “Just grow giant-size and pick me up and then we can see which way they went.”
“Okay!” says Ocbar. “And then I can run really fast as a giant to catch up with them!” Bailey says, “Well, I've never taken a piggy-back ride on a giant, green fuzzy cat with a unibrow, but there's a first time for everything!”
Then Ocbar grows giant-size and lifts Bailey up. He looks to the left, and there's a herd of gazelle making footprints. He looks to the right and there's a crowd of ducks making footprints. He looks up, and suddenly the rainbows spell, “Rainbows was here.” Then he looks down, and he sees...Chameleons riding rabbits burrowing through the ground! “How strange!” says Ocbar. “Hey! I can see my cauliflower from here!”
Then Ocbar grows back to normal size and Bailey and Ocbar jump into the hole. They go down, down, down, and the chameleons with helmets on seem to be talking and they stare at Ocbar and Bailey. They are too afraid to attack Ocbar because they saw his giant-size power, so they decide to pick on Bailey.
“Hey! Hey! Ow! Not the heart marking! Hey! Ow! That's my ear you're biting!”
Then the chameleons stand back and begin to chatter and translated this is what they say, “Nice work! Maybe now they'll leave us alone.” And they scurry away, leaving Bailey and Ocbar.
Bailey says, “Ow, my ear hurts! They gnawed on my ear so much it's all slobbery! EW!”
Ocbar says, “Hmmm...they seem to be pretty evil chameleons, alright! AND THEY STILL HAVE MY CAULIFLOWER!”
Bailey says, “Ocbar, Ocbar, get us out of this hole, then grow giant-size and take me back to the Woof Proof, then go and continue the adventure.”
“Okay.” says Ocbar. “I imagine you wanna get that slobber off of your ear! That's just gross!”
So he takes her back to the Woof Proof, and places her in the hospital, where the Bumpy Turtle and the Tiger (see the episode “Surprise!”) place Bailey on the biggest and best hospital bed. “I'm afraid she needs immediate fixing-upping!” says the Bumpy Turtle. “She's hurt bad, and there's slobber ALL OVER HER EAR! It's disgusting!”
“Well, I'd better head back to the mission!” says Ocbar. And he runs back to the hole and jumps in. “Hmmm...” he says as he falls into the hole. “I've never done a mission on my own before. Is this going to be scary?” He thinks for a second. “Well, either way, I've gotta get back that cauliflower!”
Meanwhile, in Surprise-Land, Coco and the rest of the gang are looking at some stuff and trying to think which one Bailey would like the most. “Hmmm...I like that one.” says Coco, and points to something shiny.
Meanwhile, Ocbar is still falling. “Hmmm...” he says. “I don't think the hole was this big the last time I was here. Oh well...it's fun falling through the air. Whee!” he says, and he starts pretending to be an airplane and shooting spitballs at the walls. “Hey, missions are fun! Ptooie! Ptooie! Ptooie!”
Then he pretends to be Jaxxon and says something Jaxxony. This is what he said, “Well, I'll be a two-timin', Space Carrot-eatin' jackrabbit from Jupiter! Those rascally chameleons stole my cauliflower! I'll get it back, or my name's Some-Rocket-Rabbit-Who-Don't-Eat-Meat-and-Likes-Space-Carrots! And really, it's Jaxxon.” He laughs. “Well, I guess I can get by by pretending to be the gang when I need them the most. Hmmm...I wonder what Coco and Satchel and Matchel and the rest are doing?”
Meanwhile, Jaxxon's pointing to a green Space Rabbit shaped shiny thing, and wants them to get that one. “Why, that's prettier n' a new-cut steak! Bailey'd love that, or my name's a-rocket-rabbit-whose-name's-not-Jaxxon! And my name's Jaxxon!” Coco says, “Yeah, you're probably going to have to stop saying that, because every time we have to pause the mission just to get your name back.” And he says, “Remember when...” And there's a flashback of Jaxxon saying, “That maps not magical or my name aint Jaxxon.” And the map's magical. And he has to eat a space carrot. “And the time that you said Milkbone wasn't Milkbone or you weren't a rocket rabbit?”
Jaxxon looks sheepish. Meanwhile, Matchel says, “Hey, guys, look at this giant mustache-grooming kit! Bailey would LOVE this! Let's get it for her!”
Meanwhile, Ocbar hears a sound. The sound goes, “CAULIFLOWER, OCBAR CRAZY, LEEEGG!” The sound means that a special Woof Proof computer needs him. He picks it up and it says, “YOU HAVE ONE WOOF PROOF EMAIL.” The e-mail says, “Hey, Ocbar, which one of these shiny things would you like the most? Please send a Woof Proof e-mail back. Can't wait to reveal the surprise to you! -Coco”
Ocbar thinks for a minute and then writes an e-mail back which says, “I like the one in the middle the most. Thanks! -Ocbar.” Then he puts his computer away, and arrives at the Chameleon's fortress. The Chameleons stare at him, and they seem to be guarding something. Then they walk away slowly, and it reveals a cage with the Woof Proof's Chameleons, Pink and Green Colorful Chameleon, and Blue and Purple Colorful Chameleon. “Hmmm...” says Ocbar. “They look like they need some rescuing, and my cauliflower looks like it needs eating, and those Chameleons look like they need some me-stepping-on-them-while-giant! GIANT BECOME!” And he becomes giant. He steps on the guards and bends down to release the good chameleons. The good chameleons rush into his arms, shivering. Then the cage pulls aside only to reveal a Dragoneater and his cub. A Dragoneater is an animal that finds a dragon a tasty treat, and it's a mix between a cockroach, a shark, and a hawk. The cubs are extra dangerous, because they have to eat twice as much as the grownups, and since the grownups are sometimes busy, they were given the ability to kill ten dragons with one bite. Dragoneaters are reall rare.
“Hmmm...” says Ocbar. “They look pretty giant...RUN! I LOVE YOU CAULIFLOWER BUT YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW!”
Then his Woof Proof computer sounds again, and says, “Hey, how's Bailey doing? -Coco”
Ocbar runs while typing, “She got beat up by a bunch of Chameleons and she's in the hospital. -Ocbar P.S: Do you know how to defeat a dragoneater? Just wondering.”
Unfortunately, the dragoneater is running after them! And it's got his cauliflower on its back!
Meanwhile, at the store, Coco gets his e-mail and reads it. He drops it and yells, “GET AWAY! GET AWAY! Delete that email!”
Meanwhile, in the hospital, the bumpy turtle and the tiger have gone away, and Bailey is resting up, and Bailey like she was when she was a tiny puppy walks through the door. Bailey says, “Whha?” But then a Bailey with a cane walks through the door. “Whaaat?” says Bailey. “My past and future? How did you guys—“ But the puppy Bailey interrupts and says, “Quick! You must gather your brothers and sisters and your owners! Hurry! Do it! Fast!” But the future says, “Don't DO IT, BAILEY! DON'T DO IT!”
Bailey is very confused, and stares at the wall blinking. She says to her future, “Why shouldn't I do it?” Future Bailey says, “I tried telling that to my grandpuppies, but let's just say I had a lot of rotten eggs and broken class to clean up.” Bailey chooses her as a puppy's path. Then it cuts to Ocbar, who has somehow defeated the dragon eater. “My cauliflower!” he says. “It sure is lucky I happened to have some broccoli in my pocket, or I never would have been able to defeat that dragoneater and save you! Dragoneaters hate broccoli!” Then he scoops up the good chameleons and his cauliflower.
Meanwhile, Coco and the rest of the gang have just picked out a shiny thing where every time something happens, I won't tell you now, a picture of one of your friends or you grows. Then Coco gets a shiny thing for himself and he goes back home. The plane somehow accidentally crashes right into the hole where Ocbar is. He says, “What, Ocbar?” Then he realizes that chameleons are trying to defeat Ocbar, and he quickly takes the helmets off them. The chameleons say, “Whaa? What happened?”
“Mind control!” says Ocbar. “Not again! But who was doing the mind...controlling?” Then one of the chameleons says, “The dragoneater, sir!” Ocbar says, “Well, I rescued you and saved the day! Now let me eat my cauliflower in peace!”
Then it cuts back to Bailey with her brothers and sisters and her owners. They are all very surprised that she is standing on two legs and can talk.
“Well, I've brought you all here at the advice of my past self to...uh...celebrate my birthday!” says Bailey.
They celebrate.
Then, everyone walks in and they clean up so that it looks like Bailey has been resting with her owners and her family. Then she says, “Coco! I'm well again!” and hugs Coco. Ocbar says, “Um...what's the surprise?” Then Bailey and Coco turn around and say together:
“WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!”
Ocbar faints.
THE END!
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