SPLASH!

MY BIRTHDAY LIST!!!!!

1. Squish:power of the Parasite
2. Babymouse for President
3. Zita the Spacegirl
4. Legends of Zita the Spacegirl
5. Webkinz Twilight Dragon!!!!!

Santa Claus is coming to town!

CHRISTMAS!

the legend of Pico

Once  apun a time

Tooth Fairy! Here!

Today Pico lost a Tooth! The Tooth Fairy left "Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Episode XVII

Bailey And Coco have a Surprise!

Episode XVII: The Revenge of the Mind-Controlled Chameleons

It is morning.  Bailey wakes up and sees Ocbar waking up, and Ocbar asks, “Hey, where'd the rest of the team go?” 

And Bailey says, “Oh, they went somewhere for a surprise.”

Ocbar sniffs the air and says, “Like a breakfast surprise?  Or a lunch surprise?  I'm hungry!”

Bailey says, “No, not a food surprise.  Come on.” And she leads him into the Breakfast Room.  She has moved the Secret Buffet to the Woof Proof''s Breakfast Room.  

“Awesome!” says Ocbar, and accidentally runs into the door.  “Oops!  I need to walk slower next time.”

Then the door bursts open, knocking Ocbar into the next room and a bunch of Chameleons with helmets come and steal all their cauliflower and chicken alfredo.  Then they rush out again, as one tries to fix the door.  “OW!” says Ocbar.  “I need to fly through the air slower next time!”  Then he sees what happened.  “OH NO!  Cauliflower's my favorite food, and I WAS ABOUT TO EAT CHICKEN   ALFREDO FOR BREAKFAST!  This is craziness!” 

Then Bailey says, “Sounds like an adventure to me.”  And Ocbar says, “But the rest of the team isn't here.  How will we get by without Jaxxon's giant bomb carrots and Matchel's mustache and Rainbows'...well, Rainbows doesn't have a secret power, BUT STILL!”

And Bailey says, “We don't need that stuff.  After all, we've got MY heart attack and YOUR ability to go into a GIANT!”  So they go out of the door.

Ocbar says, “Hmmmm...I wonder which way they went.”  He looks to the left, and there are footprints.  He looks to the right and there are footprints.  He looks up and there is a rainbow trail.  He looks down and there is a big burrow.  “THIS ISN'T FAIR!” he says.  

Bailey says, “Just grow giant-size and pick me up and then we can see which way they went.”

“Okay!” says Ocbar.  “And then I can run really fast as a giant to catch up with them!”  Bailey says, “Well, I've never taken a piggy-back ride on a giant, green fuzzy cat with a unibrow, but there's a first time for everything!”

Then Ocbar grows giant-size and lifts Bailey up.  He looks to the left, and there's a herd of gazelle making footprints.  He looks to the right and there's a crowd of ducks making footprints.  He looks up, and suddenly the rainbows spell, “Rainbows was here.”  Then he looks down, and he sees...Chameleons riding rabbits burrowing through the ground!  “How strange!” says Ocbar.  “Hey!  I can see my cauliflower from here!”

Then Ocbar grows back to normal size and Bailey and Ocbar jump into the hole.  They go down, down, down, and the chameleons with helmets on seem to be talking and they stare at Ocbar and Bailey.  They are too afraid to attack Ocbar because they saw his giant-size power, so they decide to pick on Bailey.

“Hey!  Hey!  Ow!  Not the heart marking!  Hey!  Ow!  That's my ear you're biting!”

Then the chameleons stand back and begin to chatter and translated this is what they say, “Nice work!  Maybe now they'll leave us alone.”  And they scurry away, leaving Bailey and Ocbar.

Bailey says, “Ow, my ear hurts!  They gnawed on my ear so much it's all slobbery!  EW!”

Ocbar says, “Hmmm...they seem to be pretty evil chameleons, alright!  AND THEY STILL HAVE MY CAULIFLOWER!”

Bailey says, “Ocbar, Ocbar, get us out of this hole, then grow giant-size and take me back to the Woof Proof, then go and continue the adventure.”

“Okay.” says Ocbar.  “I imagine you wanna get that slobber off of your ear!  That's just gross!”

So he takes her back to the Woof Proof, and places her in the hospital, where the Bumpy Turtle and the Tiger (see the episode “Surprise!”) place Bailey on the biggest and best hospital bed.  “I'm afraid she needs immediate fixing-upping!” says the Bumpy Turtle.  “She's hurt bad, and there's slobber ALL OVER HER EAR!  It's disgusting!”

“Well, I'd better head back to the mission!” says Ocbar.  And he runs back to the hole and jumps in.  “Hmmm...” he says as he falls into the hole.  “I've never done a mission on my own before.  Is this going to be scary?”  He thinks for a second.  “Well, either way, I've gotta get back that cauliflower!”

Meanwhile, in Surprise-Land, Coco and the rest of the gang are looking at some stuff and trying to think which one Bailey would like the most.  “Hmmm...I like that one.” says Coco, and points to something shiny.  

Meanwhile, Ocbar is still falling.  “Hmmm...” he says.  “I don't think the hole was this big the last time I was here.  Oh well...it's fun falling through the air.  Whee!” he says, and he starts pretending to be an airplane and shooting spitballs at the walls.  “Hey, missions are fun!  Ptooie!  Ptooie!  Ptooie!”

Then he pretends to be Jaxxon and says something Jaxxony.  This is what he said, “Well, I'll be a two-timin', Space Carrot-eatin' jackrabbit from Jupiter!  Those rascally chameleons stole my cauliflower!  I'll get it back, or my name's Some-Rocket-Rabbit-Who-Don't-Eat-Meat-and-Likes-Space-Carrots!  And really, it's Jaxxon.”  He laughs.  “Well, I guess I can get by by pretending to be the gang when I need them the most.  Hmmm...I wonder what Coco and Satchel and Matchel and the rest are doing?” 

Meanwhile, Jaxxon's pointing to a green Space Rabbit shaped shiny thing, and wants them to get that one.  “Why, that's prettier n' a new-cut steak!  Bailey'd love that, or my name's a-rocket-rabbit-whose-name's-not-Jaxxon!  And my name's Jaxxon!”  Coco says, “Yeah, you're probably going to have to stop saying that, because every time we have to pause the mission just to get your name back.”  And he says, “Remember when...” And there's a flashback of Jaxxon saying, “That maps not magical or my name aint Jaxxon.”  And the map's magical.  And he has to eat a space carrot.  “And the time that you said Milkbone wasn't Milkbone or you weren't a rocket rabbit?”  

Jaxxon looks sheepish.  Meanwhile, Matchel says, “Hey, guys, look at this giant mustache-grooming kit!  Bailey would LOVE this!  Let's get it for her!”

Meanwhile, Ocbar hears a sound.  The sound goes, “CAULIFLOWER, OCBAR CRAZY, LEEEGG!”  The sound means that a special Woof Proof computer needs him.  He picks it up and it says, “YOU HAVE ONE WOOF PROOF EMAIL.”  The e-mail says, “Hey, Ocbar, which one of these shiny things would you like the most?  Please send a Woof Proof e-mail back.  Can't wait to reveal the surprise to you! -Coco”

Ocbar thinks for a minute and then writes an e-mail back which says, “I like the one in the middle the most.  Thanks!  -Ocbar.”  Then he puts his computer away, and arrives at the Chameleon's fortress.  The Chameleons stare at him, and they seem to be guarding something.  Then they walk away slowly, and it reveals a cage with the Woof Proof's Chameleons, Pink and Green Colorful Chameleon, and Blue and Purple Colorful Chameleon.  “Hmmm...” says Ocbar.  “They look like they need some rescuing, and my cauliflower looks like it needs eating, and those Chameleons look like they need some me-stepping-on-them-while-giant!  GIANT BECOME!”  And he becomes giant.  He steps on the guards and bends down to release the good chameleons.  The good chameleons rush into his arms, shivering.  Then the cage pulls aside only to reveal a Dragoneater and his cub.  A Dragoneater is an animal that finds a dragon a tasty treat, and it's a mix between a cockroach, a shark, and a hawk.  The cubs are extra dangerous, because they have to eat twice as much as the grownups, and since the grownups are sometimes busy, they were given the ability to kill ten dragons with one bite.  Dragoneaters are reall rare.  

“Hmmm...” says Ocbar.  “They look pretty giant...RUN!  I LOVE YOU CAULIFLOWER BUT YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW!”

Then his Woof Proof computer sounds again, and says, “Hey, how's Bailey doing? -Coco”

Ocbar runs while typing, “She got beat up by a bunch of Chameleons and she's in the hospital.  -Ocbar  P.S: Do you know how to defeat a dragoneater?  Just wondering.”

Unfortunately, the dragoneater is running after them!  And it's got his cauliflower on its back!

Meanwhile, at the store, Coco gets his e-mail and reads it.  He drops it and yells, “GET AWAY!  GET AWAY!  Delete that email!”

Meanwhile, in the hospital, the bumpy turtle and the tiger have gone away, and Bailey is resting up, and Bailey like she was when she was a tiny puppy walks through the door.  Bailey says, “Whha?” But then a Bailey with a cane walks through the door.  “Whaaat?” says Bailey. “My past and future?  How did you guys—“  But the puppy Bailey interrupts and says, “Quick!  You must gather your brothers and sisters and your owners!  Hurry!  Do it!  Fast!”  But the future says, “Don't DO IT, BAILEY!  DON'T DO IT!”

Bailey is very confused, and stares at the wall blinking.  She says to her future, “Why shouldn't I do it?”  Future Bailey says, “I tried telling that to my grandpuppies, but let's just say I had a lot of rotten eggs and broken class to clean up.”  Bailey chooses her as a puppy's path.  Then it cuts to Ocbar, who has somehow defeated the dragon eater.  “My cauliflower!” he says.  “It sure is lucky I happened to have some broccoli in my pocket, or I never would have been able to defeat that dragoneater and save you!  Dragoneaters hate broccoli!”  Then he scoops up the good chameleons and his cauliflower.  

Meanwhile, Coco and the rest of the gang have just picked out a shiny thing where every time something happens, I won't tell you now, a picture of one of your friends or you grows.  Then Coco gets a shiny thing for himself and he goes back home.  The plane somehow accidentally crashes right into the hole where Ocbar is.  He says, “What, Ocbar?”  Then he realizes that chameleons are trying to defeat Ocbar, and he quickly takes the helmets off them.  The chameleons say, “Whaa?  What happened?”

“Mind control!” says Ocbar.  “Not again!  But who was doing the mind...controlling?”  Then one of the chameleons says, “The dragoneater, sir!”  Ocbar says, “Well, I rescued you and saved the day!  Now let me eat my cauliflower in peace!”  

Then it cuts back to Bailey with her brothers and sisters and her owners.  They are all very surprised that she is standing on two legs and can talk.

“Well, I've brought you all here at the advice of my past self to...uh...celebrate my birthday!” says Bailey.

They celebrate.  

Then, everyone walks in and they clean up so that it looks like Bailey has been resting with her owners and her family.  Then she says, “Coco!  I'm well again!” and hugs Coco.  Ocbar says, “Um...what's the surprise?”  Then Bailey and Coco turn around and say together:

“WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!”

Ocbar faints.

THE END!

WOLFZILLA!!

From the Dogs, To The Space Rabbits.....(ahem) I am introducing.... WOOF PROOF!!!
We will Begin with Wolfzilla.....    

EPISODE XII:

WOLFZILLA!

It opens with everyone lying in a hospital with a tiger and the bumpy turtle saying, “I told you you shouldn't have taken the punching Jack in the Box!”

“But the music was soooo good!” says Ocbar. “It sounded like rainbows!”

Rainbow's head lifts up and says, “Did someone say my name? Let me out! Someone called me!”

Satchel says, “I think that was probably just someone calling someone named Bainbows. It's a very common name, you know. Ow, my head hurts!”

It zooms over to see Bailey as her heart shrinks. “Whaaaaat?” says Bailey. “This doesn't look good...”

“Aaahhh'm the president of the Foosball meme!” says Homsar. Then he adds in, “Ahhhh...sign me up for soccer class, Deborah! Ahhhhh'm a cupcake ballerina!”

Suddenly, Matchel's mustache starts shrinking, too. And Nice and Orange Chipmunk starts turning purple. “AAAAA!” shouts everyone. “We're losing all our powers!”

Meanwhile, the King of Town comes out of the X-Ray Machine. The tiger talks to the bumpy turtle for a while. “So, show me the X-Ray!” He examines it, and then holds it up so we can see. It is a ham.

The King of Town says, “That's my heart!”

But suddenly, he starts shrinking, too. “Ahhhhhhhh...I can feel my cholesterol lowering! What's going on?”

Suddenly, a Mole wearing a crown pops up, and, seeing the King of Town, ducks under a table.

Everyone is starting to freak out. “What was that?” asks Jaxxon. “Maybe that's what's making us all start losin' our powers! Get 'im!”

Everything becomes dark. Everyone becomes purple. On the screen we see lines that say, THEY ARE SCARED. Resume to find a giant, giant, giant, giant giant giant giant...

(Five hours later)
...giant WOLF!

It is very giant. It has red eyes, and it is purple. “RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRR!” it says, very, very, very, very, very...

(Five hours later)
...very LOUDLY!

Everyone stares at the bumpy turtle and the tiger. They are staring at it so hard that their eyes turn the same color as the wolf's, and they become purple and they become the same size as her. “RAAAAWWWWWR!” they say too, turning around to face the good guys.

Bailey says, “Oh no! There's a giant, evil-looking wolf here...and we don't have our powers to fight it! What should we do?”

The tiger accidentally steps on a switch on the back of the room and they all get their powers back.

Bailey jumps up and uses a Heart Blast to turn the tiger and the bumpy turtle back to the good side. Then Matchel smacks the wolf with his mustache, while Jaxxon throws a space carrot bomb. They all unite their powers into a big attack. BAM!

The attack turns into a normal wolf. The wolf has sea-blue eyes and rainbow fur. It jumps around happily yipping. It is a cub.

It zooms out to see everyone sleeping. The cub is finally grown up! Everyone wakes up.

But Wolfzilla bursts out, escaping from the attack. She runs away to a place called the Palace of Evil-Looking Animals, where there is also a sea lion.

The wolf begins to growl, and Bailey rushes off the screen and comes back holding a rainbow leash. She clips it on and says, “There you go, Wild Rover! Let's get it!”

They all hop onto Wild Rover's back and ride to the evil palace. Bailey's uncle flies next to them.

Wolfzilla is gone again, but standing in a corner, shaking, is a little baby seal. “Rowf!” the seal says.

“Let's rescue it!” says Ocbar. “Hi, I'm Ocbar! Have you seen an evil, giant Wolfzilla around here?”

The seal begins to speak. “Yes, Ocbar. That is Wolfzilla. She used to be a little, silly-looking cub. She was my friend back then. But then, she met an evil, evil monkey and bonked it on the head with a coconut. Then, a giant, legendary evil animal called Watchamacallit trapped her in a cage and kicked her until she turned into what she is now. Her and her friends wrecked this place. It used to be Palace of Pets, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat's business.”

“Hey!” says Strong Bad. “I remember that! I thought it got shut down by the Extremely Governmental Organization of Shutting Down Businesses! That darn Wolfzilla will pay!”

Strong Mad says, “THE CHEAT WAS SHAKING SO BAD!”

It shows the Cheat getting the Jibblies.

Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat join hands and say, “GET WOLFZILLA!”

If you are listening to Strong Bad, you are hearing, “STUPID WOLFZILLA!” If you are listening to Strong Mad, you will hear, “ARARAR WOLFZILLA!” And if you are listening to the Cheat you will hear, “Mmmmmhhmmmhhh!”

Then there is an angry shortcake. The shortcake says, “Wolfzilla stole my frosting! Let's get her!”

“But where did she go?” asks Ocbar. “Does anyone know?”

The seal raises her hand. “Hey, I'm not the seal. The name is Sealy McJoeJoe!”

There is a loud “RAAAWWWWRRR!” And Sealy takes out a thing and says, “Oh, she must be playful!”

Then she explains. “Before Wolfzilla was evil, she gave me this thing. She had one too. When you heard her voice or made a sound, then on the thing would appear what attitude it was in. She's playful now.”

It cuts to Bailey who is sorting out a locker with Coco. “Uhh...Coco, you want this old cacao? Coco, I didn't know you liked--”

Coco says, “Doooonn't tell!”

Then, Bailey whispers to us ”The whole Nathan and Rachel video games collection.”

It zooms off to Coco who is putting the Strongest Man in the World book into his backpack.

Everyone gets together and shouts, “LET's GO GET WOLFZILLA!”

Then they get onto Bailey's uncle and Wild Rover and fly around to look for Wolfzilla.

Later, it cuts to Bailey's uncle with Bailey in front—as always—getting to pick the movie. She picks WALL-E.

They all watch it and enjoy it a lot. But they can't find Wolfzilla!

Suddenly, Bailey looks up and laser beams start coming out of her heart. Immediately, Wolfzilla shows up. “Raaaawwwrrr!” she says angrily.

Coco yells, “Oh no you don't!” and he takes out a big stick and bonks Wolfzilla on the head with it.

Suddenly, Coco is backing it up for a huge hit and hits himself on the head. He falls off of Bailey's uncle.

“Raaaaaawwr!” roars Wolfzilla, and she makes a big tornado out of her rawring!

Bailey suddenly looks up and she uses her Good Powers on Wolfzilla. Wolfzilla immediately reaches down and helps Coco.

Suddenly, Wild Rover shows up with the other guys. “There you are!” shouts Jaxxon. “You darn Wolfzilla, I'm-a gonna get you now, or I'll be eatin' a heapin' helpin' of space carrots!”

“Wait!” says Bailey, and she sends out a giant burst of pink and yellow power out of her heart that puts a big sign over Wolfzilla's head that says “I'm good now!”

“Awwwww...space carrots!” says Jaxxon. “Now I have to eat space carrots!”

He tells Bailey, “Go prepare the steak!” And like the last episode, he munches until he gets to the steak. “Mmmmm...Steak!”

Everyone laughs. Wolfzilla says, “I'm sorry, Sealy McJoeJoe! It was that nasty, legendary beast Watchamacallit that made me evil so I did all those mean things! Can you forgive me?”

“Rowf!” A huge “Rowf!” comes out of Sealy, and her eyes suddenly merge into the eyes in the Puss in Boots eye scene. “Of course, my friend.”

Coco smiles. “But we'd better do something about that nasty beast. We can't have anyone else turned evil!”

Bailey says, “Yeah, but first, we should clean up this palace! It's disgusting! There are evil animals everywhere!”

So she jumps up and down shouting “CLEANING POWER!” And her heart glows blue and yellow and red and everything gets bright and then there is a massive beam from every side and suddenly, the palace is clean! The animals all come out and say, “THANK YOU BAILEY!”

Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and the Cheat start to make it like they had it and there's a loud, “RAWWWR!” A jellyfish with hair and a clown neck thing and circles in certain places comes up. “Hello!” it says. “I am the legendary beast Watchamacallit. You are messing up my evil plans and making everything good, so I'm going to have to use my own Turn Bad power to turn everything and you evil! Sorry!”

And suddenly a big black beam comes out from the jellyfish, and everything starts turning bad!

Bailey dodges out of the way and grabs Coco. “Quick!” she says. “Stay behind me while I make a Heart Shield!”

And Jaxxon reaches up and grabs Bailey's arm. “I'm not becomin' no sissy, space-carrot-lovin', non-meat-eatin', evil Rocket Rabbit! But what are we gonna do, Bailey?”

Then, Satchel, Matchel, and the rest of the group (which is a LOT) start turning on Bailey and Jaxxon and Coco. And they take Bailey's heart away. She becomes a normal dog. They take Coco and Jaxxon's powers away, too, and hide them just like Daddy did with the remote.

Watchamacallit laughs and says, “Well, it looks like everyone is evil except for you! Now it's your turn!” And he does an evil laugh.

We now go from Bailey's point of view. The tone scares her and apparently Coco and Jaxxon, too.

The black beam starts spreading. “Quick!” says Bailey in animal language. “Take my hands! We need to use our Friendship Power!”

“We have that?” says Jaxxon.

Coco looks at his locker and grabs all three hundred and fifty items. Then he says, “Let's get outta here!”

“Wait!” says Watchamacallit. “Why isn't my Evil power working? I guess I'll just have to get my evil servants to kill you instead!”

The evil servants are the ugly monkeys. They attack!

Jaxxon says. “I may be just an animal, but I can still fight!” He fights, and kicks monkeys in the head. “And I can hop!” And he hops really high and lands on the monkey's heads. Bounce!

Evil Satchel says, “Bwa-ha-ha! This is my first line!”

Then, Watchamacallit accidentally uses the heart on himself when it's set to Bad Guy Turning Into Good Guy. He turns good, and stings all of his evil servants.

THE END!

More!!!!

Got more...... Here They Are! A Dinosaur Egg Named Spikey, a Rubber Cat named Stripes, Some comic candy sticks ,  a ninja sword, a wiggly snake named Wiggles, a Water Blaster, a Flashing owl Named Flashy,
2 paratroop dragons named Splash and Lickfang, a Pig Plush Named Penny, and a Clifford plush Named Clifford!!!!!  My friend Lilly got 1 ticket